1. Live poultry and livestock are not permitted in your room without permission from the hotel administration.
2. it is prohibited to "wash the outerwear in the hotel rooms." Apparently the innerwear are okay.
3. Check out time is 12 AM. "Wake up honey, it's midnight. Time to check out."
PS- if you want to stay here it's important to know the pecking order for available rooms. Here it is:

Good thing that you can wash inner-wear, dear. How is your supply of Woolite holding up?
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