DON'T call me shrimpy

Be sure to tune in for the next episode of TV's hottest game show.....

"Who's taller. Me or Cris Collinsworth?"   

Hey he's getting older.  He's shrinking. Perhaps I'm still getting taller. Stay tuned.

At least I'm still ahead of Bob Costas and Al Michaels.

Rumor mill

I cannot confirm this yet but I hear Edward Snowden has been conscripted onto the Russian luge team. Details to follow.

My dark past

I was just reading my previous posts. Oh man, what a whining female dog I sound like. I promise in the future the sunnier side will prevail.
I think it has to do with my aversion to sports. Born at the moment when my father told me wrestling was fake. So I hit him with a tire iron.

I have never used performance-enhancing drugs.

This was a gift given to me when I departed for to Torino and my first Olympics. I have worn it to each  assignment since.  So I guess if I'm going to suit up again I'll have to strap this one on. Hey Lance and A-Rod...this one's for you.

Back to the wall

Well the worst has happened. I just got an email from my agent that they finalized the details of my contract. Should I even bother to read this thing? And more important, should I put myself through this again?
I have to miss being at Howard Stern's birthday party.
And what if A-Rod needs me to testify on his behalf?
I think I'll spend the weekend in silent contemplation and prayer to the God of announcers, Don Pardo.  WWDPD?
People say "But you've done this so many times."  Yeah, and each time I reached a point of such exhaustion that I lacked the strength to even attempt suicide.
It is true that I have done this many times, but you know what happens at the end of "The Hurt Locker."

Smile!

You can count on me to Instagram my way into custody. Only you won't see the photos because they will have confiscated my iPad and phone.
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2013/11/reporters-sochi-olympics-will-be-banned-twitter-and-instagram/71461/

Random thought

What do you think the odds are of Pussy Riot appearing in the Opening Ceremonies?

Okay, how about Elton John?